Guides
How to get phone jobs done.
What you can do yourself, today, on the phone you already have. Each guide shows how a simp handles the same job.
ColleenExample call - 0:17How to stop spam callsBlock, filter and register on your own phone - then hear Colleen see off a cold caller.Blocked. Nobody was put through, and you weren't disturbed.
LiamExample call - 5:00How to get through to a humanThe menu options that skip the queue, and the times lines are quietest.You tapped Take over. 4 minutes of hold music you did not hear.
AveryExample call - 0:29How to cancel a subscriptionCancel in the app, by phone or by letter - and how to get it confirmed in writing.Cancelled. Reference CX4471, confirmation emailed.- LiamExample call - 4:38How to get through to the CRAThe line, the hours and what to have ready - then tap Take over when an agent answers.Alex took over for the identity check. 4 minutes of hold music Alex didn't hear.
- ColleenExample call - 5:07How to reach Service CanadaThe EI and pension lines, the hours and your SIN - then take over when an officer answers.Alex took over for the identity check. 4 minutes of hold music Alex didn't hear.
GordExample call - 3:31How to get through to your utilityThe number on your bill, what to have ready, and what to do if it isn't sorted.Alex took over for the identity check. 3 minutes of hold music Alex didn't hear.- AveryExample call - 3:03How to get through to your phone providerYour PIN, the menu option that answers fastest, and getting changes in writing.Alex took over for the identity check. 2 minutes of hold music Alex didn't hear.
- AveryExample call - 0:31When a parcel doesn't arriveWho to contact first, what to ask the seller for, and when to go to your card provider.Redelivery Saturday morning. Confirmation emailed.
- GordExample call - 0:44How to chase a refundAsk in writing, give them a date, and know when your card provider can help.Refund processed. Due within 5 working days, reference RF2290.
- LiamExample call - 0:31How to book an appointment by phoneHave your times ready, call when the line opens, and get it confirmed.Booked - Thursday, 9:30am. Confirmation by text.
- LiamExample call - 0:27I hate making phone callsSmall habits that make a call easier, and a simp that makes it for you.Booked - Fri 8:15pm, table of 4, window.
- LiamExample call - 0:34How to make a phone call in another languageLiving somewhere new, sorting something out abroad or on holiday: a simp makes the call in the language you choose.Booked - Thursday, 8am to 12pm. An engineer will look at the boiler.
- AveryExample call - 0:39How to book a table for a groupThe headcount, two times, allergies and the deposit question - then a simp books it inside your times.Booked - Saturday, 7:30pm, table for 8. Vegetarian and nut allergy noted.
- ColleenExample call - 0:52How to book a venue for a partyWhat the price includes, the deposit and the practical bits, with the quote in writing.Held for a week - the upstairs room, Saturday the 14th. Price and details coming by email.
- GordExample call - 0:31How to book a group activityBowling, an escape room or a class: dates, ages, group prices and what to bring.Booked - Sunday, 2pm, two lanes side by side. Bumpers on one. Arrive ten minutes early.
- LiamExample call - 0:45How to book a taxi or minibus for a groupPeople and bags, the fare up front, and an early pick-up booked the day before.Booked - tomorrow, 6am, eight-seater to the airport. Fare approved by Alex.
- ColleenExample call - 0:55How to book rooms for a group tripRooms together, a group rate and one confirmation listing every room.Booked - three rooms side by side, Friday the 6th for two nights, with a cot. Alex approved the deposit; the link is coming by email.
- How to haggle your renewalGet quotes first, then ring the cancellations team with a number to beat.Coming soon
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